Shailene Woodley brags about Aaron Rodgers’ penis size amid COVID drama

November 9, 2021 | 1:37pm

Shailene Woodley bizarrely bragged about how well she knows fiancé Aaron Rodgers’ body — including his nether regions — while shaming an innocent man who was inaccurately ID’d as the NFL player.

The “Big Little Lies” actress took to social media Tuesday to slam Daily Mail for misidentifying the Green Bay Packers quarterback in photos, blasting the outlet for “grasping at straws to disparage Aaron” amid backlash over his COVID-19 vaccine statements.

Shailene Woodley blasted the media for trying to disparage her fiancé, Aaron Rodgers.
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Woodley, 29, posted screenshots from the story and drew a circle around the mystery man’s feet and added three pink arrows pointing to them.

“i know aaron’s body. VERY well. first off, his feet, ahem and no offense to this rando dude, are a LOT bigger. ;).”

Woodley called it “straight up HILARIOUS” that paparazzi are “finding random f–king men on the streets of la and saying it’s him.”

Woodley alluded to Rodgers’ penis size, saying his feet are actually bigger than the misidentified man’s.

“literally y’all need to calm the f–k down,” she added.

The “Fault in Our Stars” actress didn’t stop there. She next pointed out the fact that the innocent bystander had bald hands.

The “Fault in Our Stars” actress attempted to defend the quarterback by calling out the innocent bystander on her Instagram Story.

“also, for those of us who know aaron beyond the worlds of obsessed sport and s–tty media, it’s no secret he has the hairiest hands on the f–king planet. this oblivious homie, clearly, does not. (go ahead, zoom in),” she wrote over a second Instagram Story slide.

Lastly, Woodley went after the man’s car, which obviously was not good enough for Rodgers.

Woodley even mocked the man’s car, saying Rodgers “would never” drive those wheels.

“also, cute car dude, but aaron would never drive this,” she added.

All of this appears to be “The Spectacular Now” actress’ attempt to defend Rodgers, 37, as he continues to take heat for saying he was “immunized” for COVID when he was never vaccinated at all.

Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley — seen here on vacation with Miles Teller and his wife earlier this year — confirmed their engagement in February.

Woodley previously took a more subtle defense of her fiancé by posting a cryptic comment on Instagram.

“Calm Seas May Bring You Peace, But Storms Are Where You’ll Find Your Power,” read a quote Woodley shared.